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mcgg
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 23:42:22  
 
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krondstadt a écrit :

Top 20 ways to tell someone their fly is down
 ...
 :bounce:  :bounce:



 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 :wahoo: Some piece of text!!! I bet most of the forumen (Ooops: Forumpersons) will have to work during one year to get the whole of it. But afterwards, nobody will have any excuse for getting less than a B+ in english.
 [:mcgg]

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 23:46:12  
 

petegabup81 a écrit :

:pfff:  
 
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



 
 Why don't you tell us one, Pete? You don't know any?
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mcgg
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:13:21  
 
Already fed up with english? :lol:
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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:16:51  
 
The English Language
 
 Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
 
 Let's face it
 English is a stupid language.
 There is no egg in the eggplant
 No ham in the hamburger
 And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
 English muffins were not invented in England
 French fries were not invented in France.
 
 We sometimes take English for granted
 But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
 Quicksand takes you down slowly
 Boxing rings are square
 And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.  
 
 If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
 If the plural of tooth is teeth
 Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
 If the teacher taught,
 Why didn't the preacher praught.
 
 If a vegetarian eats vegetables
 What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
 Why do people recite at a play
 Yet play at a recital?
 Park on driveways and
 Drive on parkways
 
 You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
 Of a language where a house can burn up as
 It burns down
 And in which you fill in a form  
 By filling it out
 And a bell is only heard once it goes!
 
 English was invented by people, not computers
 And it reflects the creativity of the human race
 (Which of course isn't a race at all)
 
 That is why
 When the stars are out they are visible
 But when the lights are out they are invisible
 And why it is that when I wind up my watch
 It starts
 But when I wind up this observation,
 It ends.  

krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:17:03  
 
 
 they're maybe tryin' to decode the zip business???   :pt1cable:  
 
 :bounce:  :bounce:

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mcgg
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:20:39  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

they're maybe tryin' to decode the zip business???   :pt1cable:  
 
 :bounce:  :bounce:



 Too bad they're not open to discussion!  :whistle:  
 [:mcgg]

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:32:53  
 
I can tell how a man makes love...  
 
 
 John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."  
 
 John says, "Well, give me some examples."  
 
 Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."  
 
 "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."  
 
 Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"  
 
 John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
 

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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:33:12  
 
too bad indeed...
 
 mcgg, maybe you can help me with this one, I don't get it :
 
 A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when  
 he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for  
 crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.
 
 "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as  
 is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last  
 requests."  
 
 The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first  
 wish, I'll need my horse."
 
 "Give him his horse," said the Chief.
 
 The cowboy whispered something into the horses ear, and  
 the horse took off like a shot across the prairie.  20 minutes  
 later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on  
 it's back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders,  
 and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into  
 the woods...  
 
 "Second wish," said the Chief.
 
 "I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy.
 
 "Give him his horse," said the Chief.
 
 Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear,
 and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. 30 minutes  
 later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on it's back.
 
 The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady  
 off the horse, and went into the woods...
 
 "This is your last wish," said the Chief," make it a good one."
 
 "I'll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the  
 Chief.
 
 The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head and put  
 his face right up to the horse's.    
 
 "Look, it's *POSSE*, ok? *POSSE*!!!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 what does posse mean?
 
 
 

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:34:01  
 
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."  
 They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."  
 
 They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."  
 
 The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."  

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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 16:34:51  
 
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:  
 
 1. You can GET chocolate.
 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
 
 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
 
 4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
 
 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
 
 6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
 
 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
 
 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
 
 9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
 
 10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
 
 11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
 
 12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
 
 13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
 
 14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
 
 15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
 
 16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
 
 17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
 
 18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
 
 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
 
 20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
 
 

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 17:05:51  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

too bad indeed...
 
 mcgg, maybe you can help me with this one, I don't get it :
 
 A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when  
 he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for  
 crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.
 
 "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as  
 is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last  
 requests."  
 
 The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first  
 wish, I'll need my horse."
 
 "Give him his horse," said the Chief.
 
 The cowboy whispered something into the horses ear, and  
 the horse took off like a shot across the prairie.  20 minutes  
 later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on  
 it's back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders,  
 and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into  
 the woods...  
 
 "Second wish," said the Chief.
 
 "I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy.
 
 "Give him his horse," said the Chief.
 
 Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear,
 and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. 30 minutes  
 later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on it's back.
 
 The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady  
 off the horse, and went into the woods...
 
 "This is your last wish," said the Chief," make it a good one."
 
 "I'll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the  
 Chief.
 
 The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head and put  
 his face right up to the horse's.    
 
 "Look, it's *POSSE*, ok? *POSSE*!!!"
 
 what does posse mean?



 
 :lol: The cowboy asked the horse to bring back his posse (the cowboys team he works with), but the horse brought back... "pussies".  
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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 17:10:54  
 

petegabup81 a écrit :

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:  
 
 
 19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
 



 All chocolate but Crunch  :D  
 [:mcgg]

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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 17:14:45  
 

petegabup81 a écrit :

I can tell how a man makes love...  
 
 John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."



 I would not advise this with a frozen lock in winter on a car door...  :whistle:

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  1. Posté le 04/10/2004 à 17:39:44  
 
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 ok, I didn't know the meaning of posse. Which doesn't mean I didn't know the moaning of ...  ok, that's enough...  :ange:  
 
 
 petegabup : excellent the "troubles with english" one!!! :bounce:  
 
 
 how about this one :
 
 
 
 After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband, Mike, died
 suddenly.  According to his wishes, Debbie had his body cremated and
 placed the remains in a small urn.
 
 Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a full-length mink
 coat and an eight-carat diamond ring.  She went into the living room,
 removed the urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's ashes into
 a small dish on the coffee table.
 
 "Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to talk to you.  Mike,
 do you remember, for several years you promised me a mink coat?  Well,
 here it is, Mike.  Do you like it?
 
 "And, Mike," she continued, "do you remember, for several years
 you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?  You remember?  Here it is, Mike.
 Do you like it?
 
 "Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes into the air,
 "There's that blow job I was promising you."
 :sol:  

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  1. Posté le 06/10/2004 à 17:33:41  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 ok, I didn't know the meaning of posse. Which doesn't mean I didn't know the moaning of ...  
 Are you talking about the "vagina monologue"?  :lol:  
 



 
 Did you hear this one? I translated it from french, and I don't know if it is correctly done, but...
 
 A girl goes to a pub with her boyfriend. As the waiter comes to take their order, she tells her boyfriend she heard about a new drink he should absolutely try. She orders her usual pint of ale for herself, and asks two glasses for the guy: one with a measure of Bailey's cream, and the other one with a measure of lime juice.
 "What do you call it", he asks?
 "I'll tell you later", she says. "Well: you sip a small quantity of Bailey's and keep it in your mouth".
 The boy is a little amazed, but does what she asks. The liquor gives him a nice sensation of warmth and softness with its creamy texture...  
 "Now, you sip your lime juice and keep it in your mouth too".  
 He complies to her demand, and after a little while, the Bailey's cream starts curdling. After one second, the boy's face turns into a lovely green colour, he starts gagging and he hésitates in either swallowing the mix or puke. He choses to swallow; and with a candid smile on her face, the girl says:
 "This is called *the revenge for a blowjob*"
 [:mcgg]
 
 Ps: is there anything we could possibly talk about besides telling jokes?  [:gex]

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  1. Posté le 06/10/2004 à 17:40:38  
 

mcgg a écrit :

 
 
 Ps: is there anything we could possibly talk about besides telling jokes?  [:gex]



 
 
 sure!!! though I love jokes...
 
 I live in france now, and I have very few occasions to speak english, and, as far as my experience can be considered,  it's always a pleasure to talk with you mcgg :)

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  1. Posté le 06/10/2004 à 18:15:41  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

sure!!! though I love jokes...
 So do I. That's why I wrote "besides". [:gex]  
 
 I live in france now, and I have very few occasions to speak english, and, as far as my experience can be considered,  it's always a pleasure to talk with you mcgg :)



 
 And where do you come from? The Baltic Sea? And is your experience a naval experience :D  
 I do not talk in english very much either: sometimes, when an english tourist gets lost in my beautiful province...  :lol:  
 But I used to, as I have been writing in a paper during 27 years, interviewing rock stars (or mini stars) and movie and television people; and having a lot of english and US friends, in Paris.
 I now try to read english and US newspapers (actually, newsletters from those papers) every day. But I do not write in english anymore. I found a good occasion to do so on this topic, and I  :love:  it!
 [:mcgg]

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  1. Posté le 06/10/2004 à 18:32:05  
 
:lol:  
 
 no, my experience is anything but naval...
 
 in fact, my only naval experience took place on a small boat on the "lac du bourget", near Chambery, were I live.
 
 I have never seen the baltic sea, and my "experience", as you call it, is rather ideological...  :)  
 
 
 I come from savoie, but I have been living in London and Edimburgh for a while...
 
 what is that newspaper you wrote in, if you don't mind me asking?
 
 :hello:

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 06/10/2004 à 18:50:27  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

:lol:  
 
 what is that newspaper you wrote in, if you don't mind me asking?
 
 :hello:



 No, I really don't mind. And it's not quite a secret, anyway :D . I used to write in "L'humanité", and you can bet that I have seen and heard a lot of "strange" things there, during all this time.  [:gex]  
 [:mcgg]

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  1. Posté le 06/10/2004 à 21:45:58  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

:lol:  
 
 no, my experience is anything but naval...
 
 in fact, my only naval experience took place on a small boat on the "lac du bourget", near Chambery, were I live.
 
 I have never seen the baltic sea, and my "experience", as you call it, is rather ideological...  :)  
 
 
 I come from savoie, but I have been living in London and Edimburgh for a while...
 
 what is that newspaper you wrote in, if you don't mind me asking?
 
 :hello:



 
 
 One man nammed Shakespeare wrote once that "Love is nothing but love" in Romeo & Juliet.
 
 Do you want postcards or jpg from every seas and oceans all around the world ? (maybe with a garden dwarf  :D  )

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 10/10/2004 à 02:04:23  
 
:hello: everybody!!! What about this one?
 
 Bill wakes up one morning with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Everything in the room is in a perfect order, spotless, clean...
 He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Luv you."  
 So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper waiting for him. His son is at the table, eating.  
 Bill asks, "Son, what happened last night?"  
 His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door...."
 Confused, Bill asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
 His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you mumbled: "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!"
 [:mcgg]

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  1. Posté le 10/10/2004 à 02:19:39  
 
Lol - I am not that kind of woman !  

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  1. Posté le 12/10/2004 à 10:57:15  
 
hi guys,
 
 sorry but I'm overwhelmed with work at the moment, :sweat:  looking forward to speak english with youZ again!!! :bounce:  
 
 C U soon!!!! :hello:  
 
 (hey, mcgg : "l'humanité", good stuff!) :D

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  1. Posté le 13/10/2004 à 14:25:02  
 
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him. So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. Excuse me sir, he starts, but I noticed you look just like me! The second man turns around and says Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from? I'm from Dublin, second man stunned says, me too! What street do you live on? McCarthy street, second man replies, Me too! What number is it? The first man announces, 162 , second man shocked says, Me too! What are your parents names? First man replies, Connor and Shannon , second man awe struck says, Mine too! This is unbelievable!  
 
 Is this indeed a joke? I have a doubt!

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 13/10/2004 à 15:12:10  
 

cafuron a écrit :

One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him. So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. Excuse me sir, he starts, but I noticed you look just like me! The second man turns around and says Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from? I'm from Dublin, second man stunned says, me too! What street do you live on? McCarthy street, second man replies, Me too! What number is it? The first man announces, 162 , second man shocked says, Me too! What are your parents names? First man replies, Connor and Shannon , second man awe struck says, Mine too! This is unbelievable!  
 
 Is this indeed a joke? I have a doubt!



 
 You have a doubt, but this man seems to have a double. May be after drinking too many double pints of Guiness? And may be after too many double pints he was thrown into a surréalistic double double dimension? No one knows what the Irish are capable of...
 [:mcgg]

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  1. Posté le 14/10/2004 à 18:25:28  
 
hi guys,
 
 how're you doing?
 
 personnaly, I'm fighting with administration for a stupid flat problem :fou: ,  
 workin' 10 hours a day  :pt1cable: and strugglin' with myself about buying a new paraglider (which would be fantastic for flying :bounce: , but disastrous for my bank account... :whistle: )
 
 anyway, hope all of you'r doin' allright!!!
 
 
 :hello:

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 14/10/2004 à 18:59:47  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

 
 I'm fighting with administration for a stupid flat problem :fou:
 Personnaly, I like intelligent round problems much better  :lol:  
 strugglin' with myself about buying a new paraglider (which would be fantastic for flying :bounce: , but disastrous for my bank account... :whistle: )
 So, isn't it worth working ten hours a day? But when do you jump? At night?
 anyway, hope all of you'r doin' allright!!!
 Trying...
 :hello:



 [:mcgg]

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  1. Posté le 15/10/2004 à 08:45:00  
 
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.  
 
 They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.  
 
 The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:  
 
 "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."  
 
 "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........"  
 
 "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."  

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  1. Posté le 15/10/2004 à 08:59:08  
 
:lol:

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  1. Posté le 16/10/2004 à 23:11:58  
 
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn,
 both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
 
 They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
 
 The first one did not have anything to clean herself with,
 so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
 
 The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..."
 so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
 
 The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other
 "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night,
 my wife came home without her panties...".
 
 The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".

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  1. Posté le 18/10/2004 à 10:46:13  
 
One day, shortly after eating the apple, Adam looked up to the heavens and said,  
 - Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions ?  
 - Sure, Adam, but be quick. I have a world to create.  
 - Lord, when you created Eve, why did you make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine ?  
 - I did that, Adam, so that you could love her.  
 - Oh, well then, why did you give her long, beautiful hair unlike me ?  
 - I did that, Adam, so that you could love her.  
 - Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid ? Certainly not so that I could love her ?  
 - Well, Adam, I did that so that she could love you.  
 

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  1. Posté le 18/10/2004 à 10:55:11  
 
Ollie died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So his 2 friends, Sven and Lars, went down to try and I.D. the body. Sven went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Sven said  
 - Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.  
 So the mortician rolled him over and Sven looked at his ass and said  
 - No, dat ain't Ollie.  
 
 The mortician didn't say anything but thought that was kind of strange. Then he brought Lars to I.D. the body and Lars took a look at him and said  
 - Yaa, he's burnt real bad, roll him over.  
 The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked down at his ass and said  
 - No, dat ain't Ollie.  
 
 The mortician said  
 - How can you tell?  
 Lars said  
 - Well, Ollie had 2 assholes.  
 - What? He had 2 assholes? said the mortician.  
 - Yaa, everyone in town knew he had 2 assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Ollie with them 2 assholes!  

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 22/10/2004 à 18:52:15  
 
:hello:  Hi everybody
 It's been such a loooong time!!!! And, as nobody seems much appealed to a conversation  :( , here's a smart one, to keep, at least, the topic alive ;) .
 
 An old cowboy goes to a bar and orders a drink.  A young lady, sitting next to him, turns to the old man and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"  
 "Well, lady, he answers, I've spent my whole life in a ranch, herding horses, mending fences, gathering and branding cattle... So I guess I am..."  
 "A bit like me", she says sighing. "You see, I'm a lesbian. And I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, I think about women; as I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women..."  
 The two sit silently sipping their drinks, and a short time later, a man sits down on the other side of the old cowboy and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?"  
 "Well, he replies, I always thought I was... But I just found out I'm a lesbian."  
 [:mcgg]

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 23/10/2004 à 10:24:03  
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
 How's everybody today ? :sol:

gianni
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  1. Posté le 23/10/2004 à 14:27:01  
 
right now, I am very fine,thank
 
 

superdupond
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  1. Posté le 23/10/2004 à 16:14:13  
 

mcgg a écrit :

:hello:  Hi everybody
 It's been such a loooong time!!!! And, as nobody seems much appealed to a conversation  :( , here's a smart one, to keep, at least, the topic alive ;) .
 
 An old cowboy goes to a bar and orders a drink.  A young lady, sitting next to him, turns to the old man and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"  
 "Well, lady, he answers, I've spent my whole life in a ranch, herding horses, mending fences, gathering and branding cattle... So I guess I am..."  
 "A bit like me", she says sighing. "You see, I'm a lesbian. And I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, I think about women; as I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women..."  
 The two sit silently sipping their drinks, and a short time later, a man sits down on the other side of the old cowboy and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?"  
 "Well, he replies, I always thought I was... But I just found out I'm a lesbian."  
 [:mcgg]
 



 
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 
 Excellent ! Sonia should read this story

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 23/10/2004 à 16:24:03  
 
:jap:
 
 Hope she understands English :d

mouloudia
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  1. Posté le 23/10/2004 à 17:57:48  
 
Be Faithfullllllllllll!!!!!

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vyolonist
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  1. Posté le 30/12/2004 à 18:58:09  
 
:hello:  nice people!

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pongiste76
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  1. Posté le 30/12/2004 à 19:02:42  
 
:hello:  beautiful man :love:  
 
 
 
 :d :lol:

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vyolonist
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  1. Posté le 30/12/2004 à 19:04:54  
 
Hi pongist'!!
 
 How are you there? I say there because we've already met each other.

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