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cafuron
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  1. Posté le 26/09/2004 à 14:24:48  
 
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 Welcome lonf 55 :D help yourself [:nonono]

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 26/09/2004 à 14:39:03  
 
A funny one that, may be, young people there should not read (Mr Modo, sir, you may delete it if you think I should have not posted it)  [:gex]  
 There was this 20 years married couple. Every time they had sex the husband always insisted on turning off the lights. After 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband rocking on his rocking chair, obviously thinking of something else, and holding a dildo. She got completely upset.  
 “You bastard," she yelled, "how could you be lying to me all those years. You'd better explain yourself!"  
 The husband looked at her straight in the eyes and said, calmly: "Ok! I'll explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids."  
 [:mcgg]

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 26/09/2004 à 14:41:22  
 

mcgg a écrit :

 
 A funny one that may be young people should not read (Mr Modo, sir, you can delete it if you think I shoud have not posted it) There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they had sex the husband always insisted on turning off the lights. After 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of doing it, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband rocking on his rocking chair, obviously thinking of something else, and holding a dildo. She got completely upset.  
 “You bastard," she yelled, "how could you be lying to me all those years. You'd better explain yourself!"  
 The husband looked at her straight in the eyes and said, calmly: "Ok! I'll explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids."  
 [:mcgg]



 
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 
 Don't worry, they don' understand a f****g word of English  :whistle:

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 26/09/2004 à 14:58:02  
 

petegabup81 a écrit :

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 
 Don't worry, they don' understand a f****g word of English  :whistle:



 
 [:ca_roule]  [:ca_roule]  [:ca_roule]  
 But some young people can  :??:  
 [:mcgg]

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thomasr
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  1. Posté le 26/09/2004 à 18:08:11  
 
non et j'ai tout les verbes irréguliers a apprendre pour demain je suis FICHU

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gianni
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  1. Posté le 26/09/2004 à 18:29:45  
 

thomasr a écrit :

non et j'ai tout les verbes irréguliers a apprendre pour demain je suis FICHU



 
 
 
 
 
 I think so poor boy
 
 
 
 :sweat:

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le_belge
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  1. Posté le 26/09/2004 à 18:31:20  
 
I will have a test in english about the past tenses for thuesday :D

6p-aka-prof
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 04:01:52  
 
Today is another day  :D  
 
 Good morning MH ! :hello:  
 
 ( MH is not headache ! )

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mcgg
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 09:07:51  
 
HI everybody! Have a good day!
 [:mcgg]

gianni
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 09:34:18  
 
Nice to read you again
 
 
 
 
 :hello:

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 10:04:51  
 

Le_Belge a écrit :

I will have a test in english about the past tenses for thuesday :D



 
 Tuesday or Thursday ? :o

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krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 16:10:06  
 
This one sounds a bit like yours, Mr mcgg.
 
 in this old african village, one of the men comes to question the priest :
 
 Father, I don't understand, my wife gave birth to a white child. I'm black, she's black, my entire family is black,
 the whole village is black... in fact, you are the only white man miles around! I would like you to give me an explanation.
 
 the priest is a bit confused... and the he tries to explain :
 
 uh...keep calm, listen to me, my son... god is sometimes hard to understand... uh... look, for example, your sheep, all of them are white, except two or three of them which are black...
 
 then the guys looks at him, a bit frightened, and says :
 
 
 ok... I'll shut up about the child if you shut up about the sheep!
 
 

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le_belge
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 16:14:38  
 

petegabup81 a écrit :

Tuesday or Thursday ? :o



 
 Tuesday sorry :D

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 23:16:23  
 

Le_Belge a écrit :

Tuesday sorry :D



 Today is tuesday. Hope you will have... "past" your test  :lol:  
 [:mcgg]

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obit
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 23:27:53  
 
good night everybody [:bntlm]
 
 have nice dreams  
 
 see you tomorrow :hello:  
 
 bye

zildal
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  1. Posté le 27/09/2004 à 23:50:41  
 
hello to all!

krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 28/09/2004 à 09:36:36  
 
I like the british taste for interpreting acronyms :
 
 AUDI
 Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
 
 BMW
 Bought My Wife
 
 BUICK
 Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
 
 CHEVROLET
 Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
 
 DODGE
 Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
 
 FIAT
 Fix It All the Time
 
 FORD
 Fast Only Rolling Downhill
 
 GM
 General Maintenance
 
 GMC
 Gotta Mechanic Coming?
 
 HONDA
 Had One Never Did Again
 
 HYUNDAI
 Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
 
 MAZDA
 Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
 
 OLDSMOBILE
 Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
 
 SAAB
 Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
 
 TOYOTA
 Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
 
 VOLVO
 Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
 
 VW
 Virtually Worthless
 
 

krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 28/09/2004 à 09:37:23  
 
ooops, I forgot this one :
 
 LOTUS : Lots Of Troubles, Usually Serious
 
 

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msieurdams
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  1. Posté le 28/09/2004 à 10:36:34  
 
Arf! Do you have something for Citroën? :D

krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 28/09/2004 à 11:18:14  
 
no, I'm sorry
 

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 28/09/2004 à 11:46:45  
 
I can't see Jaguar in your list :d :whistle:

enibto
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  1. Posté le 29/09/2004 à 14:14:21  
 

mcgg a écrit :

[:ca_roule]  [:ca_roule]  [:ca_roule]  
 But some young people can  :??:  
 [:mcgg]



 
 I am 15 and I understood this story  :lol: If you wrote this story in French you would be TT but maybe the modos cannot read English :wahoo:

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catspirit
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  1. Posté le 29/09/2004 à 14:28:09  
 
your story was verry funny !
 So, how do you do, forumers ?

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 29/09/2004 à 14:42:14  
 
Fine thanks :jap:
 
 
 
 
 One hungry Bush...  
 
 One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"  
 The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.  
 
 Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."  
 

cafuron
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  1. Posté le 29/09/2004 à 14:57:07  
 

petegabup81 a écrit :

Fine thanks :jap:
 
 
 
 
 One hungry Bush...  
 
 One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"  
 The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.  
 
 Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."



 
 
 A quiche lorraine? :whistle:
 
 Is the pronunciation of words very important in this joke? :ange:  
 
 Love needs time :o

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 30/09/2004 à 08:38:50  
 

cafuron a écrit :

A quiche lorraine? :whistle:
 
 Is the pronunciation of words very important in this joke? :ange:  
 
 Love needs time :o



 
 No. I think that the important element in that story is that Cheney always find something to hide Bush's goofs!
 [:mcgg]

krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 30/09/2004 à 11:39:23  
 
 
 Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine
 during root canal work?  He wanted to transcend dental medication!
 

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 30/09/2004 à 12:01:09  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine
 during root canal work?  He wanted to transcend dental medication!



 
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 
 I'll send one soon, when I have finished some urgent work...
 [:mcgg]

nyaulactan
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  1. Posté le 30/09/2004 à 13:01:12  
 
Funny topic :D Froggies chating in english ^^

enibto
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  1. Posté le 30/09/2004 à 17:33:12  
 
I don't like frogs but I love me :p

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 30/09/2004 à 20:55:05  
 

nyaulactan a écrit :

Funny topic :D Froggies chating in english ^^



 Isn't it?
 
 Here's one for the ladies (actually, I can't remember where on my HD I saved the "male version" of the joke).  :lol:  
 
 Five reasons to believe computers are male:  
 - They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.  
 - They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.  
 - As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.  
 - In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.  
 - Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
 
 That's all, folks. Good night!
 
 [:mcgg]  

6p-aka-prof
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  1. Posté le 30/09/2004 à 21:10:15  
 

nyaulactan a écrit :

Funny topic :D Froggies chating in english ^^



 
 Le tchat et mi cantaré ?  :D  
 
 Ah ??? Pardon, c'est pas de l'anglais, ça !  :lol:

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 09:43:52  
 

6p aka prof a écrit :

Le tchat et mi cantaré ?  :D  
 
 Ah ??? Pardon, c'est pas de l'anglais, ça !  :lol:



 
 One for you, 6p:
 
 A frog calls the Psychic Hotline and is told:  
 - "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."  
 - "This is great!The frog says. Will I meet her at a party, or something?"  
 - "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
 
 So... What's the program, now?
 [:mcgg]  

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val121
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 09:51:24  
 

mcgg a écrit :

One for you, 6p:
 
 A frog calls the Psychic Hotline and is told:  
 - "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."  
 - "This is great!The frog says. Will I meet her at a party, or something?"  
 - "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
 
 So... What's the program, now?
 [:mcgg]



 
 :lol:  :D very good this one  ;)

6p-aka-prof
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 11:33:46  
 

mcgg a écrit :

One for you, 6p:
 
 A frog calls the Psychic Hotline and is told:  
 - "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."  
 - "This is great!The frog says. Will I meet her at a party, or something?"  
 - "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
 
 So... What's the program, now?
 [:mcgg]



 
 
 By the years '80, I went to Grat Britain and tried to adapt my sense of Humour in english ...
 and I was very disappointed : the English Humour is not the same as our. Try to watch the movie "ridicule" and see what was the french humour looked like in the 17th century ...
 
 But I only know one in english, which was told by a syrian  :D  
 
 "What is the common point between making love on a boat and having one's bottom just at the top of a wawe ?"
 
 
 --> It's fucking close to water.
 
 Yes, I know, that's not very good english, but even in England you can play with words  :D Especially when you can speak naughtilly.

6p-aka-prof
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 11:43:30  
 

mcgg a écrit :

One for you, 6p:
 
 A frog calls the Psychic Hotline and is told:  
 - "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."  
 - "This is great!The frog says. Will I meet her at a party, or something?"  
 - "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
 
 So... What's the program, now?
 [:mcgg]



 
 When I was 8, I heard some like this only ( I try to translate ... )
 
 Mummy, Mummy, will I go to the faculty when I'll be older ?
 Keep calm, young boy, your brother is still there ...
 Is he a teatcher ?
 No, he's in a bottle
 
 Thus, in english or in french, ... with frogs or snails ( like for this MH summer contest ) there's no great difference !

6p-aka-prof
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 11:49:01  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

I like the british taste for interpreting acronyms :
 
 AUDI
 Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
 
 [...]
 
 VW
 Virtually Worthless



 
 What about NYLON ? : No You Lost Old Nippons
 That was supposed to be said after US discovered this synthetic fiber and thus decreased the japanese exportations.

krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 12:58:48  
 
A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry.  
 
 When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The  
 next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, "Use  
 more soap on panties."  
 
 This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same  
 note to the laundry.  
 
 Finally fed up, the Chinaman responded with his own note that  
 said, "Use more paper on ass."
 

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petegabup81
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 12:59:55  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry.  
 
 When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The  
 next week she encloses a note to the Chinaman that says, "Use  
 more soap on panties."  
 
 This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same  
 note to the laundry.  
 
 Finally fed up, the Chinaman responded with his own note that  
 said, "Use more paper on ass."



 
 :pfff:  
 
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

krondstadt
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 13:40:36  
 
Top 20 ways to tell someone their fly is down
 
 20) The cucumber has left the salad.
 19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
 17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
 16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
 15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
 14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
 13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
 12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
 11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
 10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
 9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
 8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
 7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
 6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
 5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
 4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
 3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
 2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
 
 AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
 1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.  
 
 
 :bounce:  :bounce:

mcgg
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  1. Posté le 01/10/2004 à 23:42:22  
 

krondstadt a écrit :

Top 20 ways to tell someone their fly is down
 ...
 :bounce:  :bounce:



 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  
 :wahoo: Some piece of text!!! I bet most of the forumen (Ooops: Forumpersons) will have to work during one year to get the whole of it. But afterwards, nobody will have any excuse for getting less than a B+ in english.
 [:mcgg]

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